While I ponder how I want to move forward with my blog, I figured this is a good time of year to post some random sh*t. Funny (and another F) gift ideas it is. What could be more authentic for me than that? Asking for a friend.
If you are tired of the same old boring presents that get unwrapped and quickly forgotten, why not embrace your mischievous side this year? Below are a list of things that I have either purchased, or contemplated purchasing – they all align with my snarky humorous self. In addition to giving to friends, family and coworkers would make good white elephant gift ideas too!
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Middle Finger Head Mask – Know someone who is a fan of costumes and middle fingers? What could be better than a surprise like this? Not gonna lie, it’s on my wish list.
Middle Finger Umbrella – Another thing on my wishlist. While some people like singing in the rain, I would prefer to let my umbrella do the talking.
Middle Finger Ducks – Why did the duck give the middle finger? Cause someone ruffled its feathers. I may or may not have bought these multiple times. And even though I don’t have a Jeep, there may be one on my dashboard…and work desk. The rest? My friends may know…
Middle Finger Stick Figures – Stick figures may be simple, but this one? Clearly giving you a very pointed opinion. Best part? They are tiny enough to hide almost anywhere – Pockets, cars, drawers, etc. I may or may not put them in gift bags.
Middle Finger light for cars – Another thing on my wishlist. Sometimes communicating on the road requires a universal language.
Middle Finger Garden Gnome – I may or may not have purchased this to leave in a friends yard. A gnome that doesn’t wave – instead it gives a one finger salute. To shitty neighbors? Maybe.
Middle Finger LED light for Keychain – I ordered this to use in a Saran wrap ball game. While it’s not as good as a flashlight, it is decent and definitely a good way to send a message.
Need F’s with no Finger?
Last Fuck Hanging by a string – It looks like an ornament but could be hung anywhere. Would make a great stocking stuffer. Or….you could randomly add it to your favorite Sassholes car mirror…
Wooden Fucks – Another thing that I have ordered multiple times. Best gift ever (any time of year) for someone who is out of F’s to give.
Wine Glass “I’m not always a bitch. Just kidding, go Fuck yourself” – Have a friend who loves wine and this fits their attitude? Would be a perfect Gift
Did you like the Ideas? Do you have others?
Whether you are purchasing for a friend or family member – these gifts aren’t for the faint of heart. But they sure make for a good laugh and unforgettable moments.
Did anything on the list resonate with you? Or do you have Funny (and another F) ideas? Let me know in the comments!
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I am a spirited blogger from Chelsea, MI who thrives on adventure, creativity and exploring the world through the lens of my camera (even if it’s my phone). When I’m not chasing sunsets and amazing views, I spend time with my heart dog Maizie. If travel, creativity and a dash of blunt honesty (with the occasional F-bomb) sparks your curiousity, you are in the right place.
